Supply-Side Jesus

Heh heh, love this!

Young girl is football phenom

This little nine year old's name is Sam Gordon, and she is impressive. To really appreciate just how good she is, you have to watch her moves, so I am offering you this video of her crazy-good running-back skills. You don't have to know much about football so see she has got some good moves. If you do know something about football, you will see her doing all the things professional running-backs do; juking, cut-backs, rolls, and amazing bursts of speed that put the bigger boys she plays against to shame.

Here she is.

WTF??

Best Lines from Plan 9

I love movies.

And much to the consternation of my friends, I also love bad movies. You know, movies like the brilliantly horrible "Plan 9 from Outer Space", Ed Wood's opus. It is horrendous. The script is bad, the acting is bad, the direction is bad. So bad it transcends critique and, in my opinion, becomes fun to watch just to appreciate how tragically pathetic it is. It was a sci-fi drama in conception, but now it is a humorously grotesque film with bad science.

Because I am devious and and believe in spreading the misery around, here is a little slice of what I think of as cinema heaven. Here are some of the best examples of poor script-writing taken from "Plan 9 from Outer Space". Enjoy.